Post by PHOBETOR on Mar 12, 2023 20:26:03 GMT -5
PHOBETOR • NIGHTMARES••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• GENERAL ,, Phobetor. Phoby. Betty. Fu-fu. 24. Little Nightmare. Certified freak. In an open relation with Mary-Jane. Always nearyby.
Hands down the best catch!
Eyes: 10/10
Body: 10/10
Personality: 20/10
Arms: 1/2
••• FRIENDS ,, Oh, I have plenty of friends. Real popular guy right here. Haha, yeah... a call woulda been nice, guys. Teasing! I'm not really the type to give a single fuck, y'know? Yeah... could be why I make for great company. Don't take life too seriously, pretty neutral. Relaxation-station, y'know?
••• ENEMIES ,, Sounds dirty!
••• LOVERS ,, On the topic of nudes... I would like to take this opportunity to remind you kiddos of a little story; Back in 1912 a girl had a nude photo drawn in a scrappy sketchbook by some random,handsomedude that no one's ever hear of. The drawing gets locked away in a safe, on a boat. Said boat ends up sinking... Big yikes! And her nude photo ends up on TV 84 years later! So, yeah. No. I will not be sending nudes. No one is safe! But, wouldn't totally rule it out for one, oh yeah, you know who you are, big guy.
PROS& CONS
Pro: not afraid of spiders.Con:afraid of chickens, and geese.canadian ones are the worst!
Pro: can cook!Con:will definitely try to get !you to do the dishes.
Pro: can probably out-drink you.Con:probably actually can't but will try anyways.
Pro: really cuddly. kisses!Con:lacks personal space when asleep.love how you look when you sleep, pommy.
Pro: loves animals.Con:may attempt to steal your pets.ferrets are really easy to conceal, shawny-boy
Pro: has a good sense of humor.Con:none. i'm funny!
Actually old as goddamn dirt, dunno why it says 24 lol... typos, amirite?
I love long walks on the beach, and on our first date, I would totally carve our names in a tree. it's the most romantic way to let you know i have knives! Single, ladies!dying alone.Open to all forms of love, though, honestly. But just know, no matter who you are, or the scenario, I will yeet your pretty booty off Mount Olympus for a chance with Pommy. I mean, who wouldn't?RELATION • SHIPS••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••
••• POMPODIS • POMMY/BIG DADDY ,, bfffs/soul mates || daddy
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